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    Fitness Mum Dies From Her First Jog After Having Her Baby

    Fitness and Negligence Louise Smith, aged 34, was a second dan in karate and regularly completed triathlons. However, she died just 50 metres into a run, six months after giving birth to her son, Joshua. Doctors had incorrectly diagnosed her with a non-life threatening heart condition after she fainted and felt dizzy during her pregnancy. […] More

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    Mother Gets Compensation of £9,000,000 For ‘Wrongful Birth’ of Baby

    Unhappy Mother Omodele Meadows, aged 40, recently received nine million pounds in compensation for the wrongful birth of Adejuwon, her six year old son. Four years before Meadows became pregnant, she went to a doctor for a test of whether she had the haemophilia gene. She was worried about getting pregnant, because she had just […] More

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    Homeless Man Orders £400 Meal Then Leaves Without Paying

    The Man Himself Michael Andrew Phillips, a 52 year old homeless man, had a £400 meal at the five-star Old Court House hotel in Jersey. The staff told Phillips that he couldn’t stay at the hotel bar unless he ordered something. In response, he ordered prawn cocktail, a ribeye steak, two bottles of wine, and […] More

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    Schools Beg Parents To Pay For Pens Because of Tory Cuts

    Schools Two schools in Theresa May’s constituency of Maidenhead have sent letters to parents, asking for donations. Teachers said that they are so penniless due to cuts made by the Conservative Party in charge that they need donations of £190 a year to pay for “glue, pens, pencils, exercise books, paper, tape, paint.” The letters […] More

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    An Escaped Lynx Has Been Shot Dead

    Lynx A lynx escaped from a wildlife park in Wales on the 29th of October. When she was found, she was killed due to the fear that she might harm a human while looking for food. Her name was Lillith, and she was one and a half years old, which is quite young for a […] More

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    Global Wine Shortage is Coming

    Warning The CNN is warning people that wine prices might go up due to a potential shortage. This is because this year has seen a ‘disastrous harvest’, due to awful weather conditions. Weather European vineyards had to deal with many hailstorms and frosts in the spring. Many vineyards in Burgundy were forced to buy large […] More

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    This British Pub Chain Has Banned Swearing

    Swearing The Samuel Smiths independent brewery chain has over 200 pubs across the UK. The pub has a traditional Victorian look and feel to it, with no music or TV allowed. They base their pubs off George Orwell’s idea of the ideal pub, described in his 1945 essay “The Moon Under Water’. So the rules […] More

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    The Walking Dead Gets Permission to use F-Word in Season 8

    The F-Word The situation of being hunted by zombies constantly would get more than a few swears out of the average Joe. However, The Walking Dead is a show that often has to worry about its language. American television has strict guidelines about how many curse words can be used. AMC follows and obeys these […] More

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    Birmingham Students Had a Rave in a Greggs

    Pastries to Rave About On the night of 11th October, students from Birmingham University went to a Greggs in the city centre. Greggs became a secret rave site for three hours. 50 students attended, who all received free pastries, donuts and alcohol. It included a DJ to play music, modern disco equipment, a modern sound […] More

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    Student Drowns in Background of Friend’s Selfie

    Vishwas The student, known as Vishwas, was having a picnic with his friends near Bangalore, India. He began to struggle in the water they had all jumped into. This went unnoticed by his friends, who continued to laugh and take pictures as their friend drowned. Swimming Viskwas and his friends were all from the National […] More

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